She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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