I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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