So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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