we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
