If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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