Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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