he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
as a side note pls kill me
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
