i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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