Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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