I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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