What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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