Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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