sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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