about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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