Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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