Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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