I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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