Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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