this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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