I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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