Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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