I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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