i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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