i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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