You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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