do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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