have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He has the fingertips of a God
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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