"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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