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You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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