Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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