How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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