He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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