it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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