apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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