K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
only if we run a train.
done.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
