I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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