Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this just has baby written all over it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you never un-have a 4some
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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