I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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