She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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