I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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