Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Michael Bay diarrhea
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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