It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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