Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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