the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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