He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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