Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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