The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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