Just fell off a train. Bad.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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