my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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