He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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